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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

PICTURED: Woman Gets Pregnant After Intimate With Dead Man

Police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia after becoming pregnant by one of her clients...




She is now being held on a $250,000 bond. According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. (This is where you science majors come in and please explain how this is possible by commenting below.)


While she was alone with the dead man, Marmaduke straddled him and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.


While receiving a routine medical exam a few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test. Police were immediately notified after she confessed as to how her pregnancy came about.
She was arrested without incident in her trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.


What makes this whole situation worse is that Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
Lord have mercy on this poor woman’s soul and her unborn child. How are you going to even explain to your child how he/she was created? I just can’t get over the fact that a dead man could still have erections.
What do you guys think can this really happen.

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11 comments:

  1. I like how this article lists Facebook as its only source. Jackass, here is the original source, a satirical news site: http://www.deadseriousnews.com/dead-man-in-mortuary-impregnates-woman/

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